For one day I would like to live with the Jetson's or be a Smurf

I have a massage today and frankly that is all I would like to do. Relax, have coffee, have a massage and take a nap..oh I am dreaming

Happy Mother's Day

Boo didn't want her picture taken with the fish!!!

okay..I'm back!!! It is no longer Tuesday Sondra

Life has been a little strange to say the least. I am changing my life a bit and I'm happy!!!! Here I am drinking a Stout beer float..vanilla ice cream!!!!

OH my gosh..I have been out of blogland for a while. Back soon and I have some pics to post.

Happy Tuesday

Trivia for my girls

Who would I love to sing for me all day?

Who is Sondra's secret love?

Why did Kris get arrested?

What is Denise's favorite pastime?

What is Tanya's middle name?

Why am I so happy...because Kris and Sondra are coming to visit me!!!!

What a gap

It is very gloomy and rainy this morning here in Seattle. That means the Olympic Penisula is covered in moss, fog and seriously sexy vampires waiting for me and my friends.

Trix are for kids but toys are not just for kids

Sometimes you can be sad and excited at the same time

Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself.

Name brand or Generic

I can be a thrifty girl on many things..(but never as good as Sondra) however there are several things that I just cannot buy generic..call me a snob but it is what it is. Here are a few of them.

Candles..have to buy Partylite as I love the smells and the way they burn
Tampons
Cheese..can't stand that generic oily shit
Laundry Detergent
Ground Beef...has to be seven percent or less..I gag on the other stuff
Dishwashing Soap..liquid Dawn only
Hairspray..the bottle I buy is $14 but it is the only spray that holds my hair all day and my hair is very fine
Toilet paper..enough said
Yogurt..I eat a lot of this..Yoplait fat free

What is really in that snowcone Kris?

Happy Birthday to you..can't wait until you come to visit

I walked out of the house today and wasn't expecting the snow on the ground. It wasn't a lot but enough to annoy me that I had to wait for my window to clear which was going to make me late for work. However, that annoyance all went away as I was driving down Highway 9. The moon was shining enough to see the tall evergreen trees covered in snow and it looked like something out of a fairy tale. I felt peaceful.
Now I'm at work so I'd better step out of my fantasy world

Little over a month til my love comes to town

"and you came and you gave with taking...oh I need you today oh Mandy"

Where we are hoping to be with the kids in September

Mike is currently wiring the studio so his band can start practing with headphones...I am so happy. Not that they aren't good but the neighbors and myself need to be able to freaking think. The band has now played at several places in the Seattle area and they are continuing to book. I'm good with the cash in my hands when he arrives home at 3am.

Tonight we are going to a introductory Girl Scout meeting. They are the next four Tuesday evenings for an hour and a half. Basically it is to see if the Girl Scouts is something your child is interested in. For the next month they will learn all about the Scouts, do crafts and activities and they can earn a badge. We didn't have Girl Scouts in Eureka but I was a Pioneer Girl. I remember spending the night at our leader's house...Ruth and Erika . They made us drink goats milk and I remember how grossed out I was.

Another Deep Thought by Jack Handy

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Bianca, Alisa, Amaya,Rachel

A month and a half left until Barry Manilow

10 days until Kris's birthday

45 days until I go to San Francisco for a trade show

3 days until I start my period

1 hour until I kick someone's ass

Cheer Clinic

Rachel has been in a cheer clinic this week and will be cheering Friday night at half time of the Lake Stevens High School basketball game. Four of the girls in her class are doing this as well and all having so much fun. It's a good confidence builder and team environment as they have to work together. Next is T Ball and the practices start in Feb. Lindsey is going to play indoor soccer right now and both the girls will play on the Lake Stevens Soccer Club teams in the Fall.

Happy Late Birthday to Tanya..I meant to put up this post on Jan 21st

I called 911 this morning to report a prowler in my neighborhood. It is a long story but it ended up being a new paper person. You wouldn't have known...it was very suspicious, driving super slow and stopping/backing up in front of houses.

OH the teenage drama

Naomi and Lindsey didn't speak for two weeks because Naomi's boyfriend Jeff and Lindsey like each other and Lindsey kept talking to him on the phone at night and met him at the skatedeck. HMMM..I warned her that friends are first and don't screw up the friendship. Jeff wanted Lindsey as a girlfriend and she refused because of Naomi. Jeff bent Lindsey's cel phone and now you can't see the screen. He promised her $300 to buy a new phone. Well now Lindsey and Naomi have made up and Jeff is pissed at Lindsey for telling on him to Naomi. Now Lindsey is stuck with a broken phone and she currently is in love with Dillon

I wish I had a flying space car like George Jetson and a maid named Rosie who cooked up organic healthy meals and banana splits once a week. Oh and she really needs to keep my house clean and make lunches for school/work. My dog Astro..oh I mean Yogi..would never shit in the house and if he did Rosie would clean it up. I wouldn't have to listen to the guitar 24/7 because I could push a button that allowed me to hear whatever noises I chose in my own home.

RUSH LIMBAUGH IS AN IDIOT ASS AND HAS NO CLASS

My favorite word today

FORMER

Former President Bush

Today will be a fine day in the history of our country

Sometimes grease rules

I did not eat oatmeal this morning, I did not eat yogurt or fruit, I did not eat cereal .

I ate McDonalds and it was so freaking good.

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
the courage to change the things I can
and the wisdom to know the difference

Does anyone mind if I freak out and kick someone's ass

My last silly ads..have a great weekend.

Do all teenagers rooms smell or what? Lindsey has to be forced to do her laundry until I can't stand the wet towel aroma lingering into the hallway. The floor is full of clothes and I think when she does wash her clothes half of them are the clean ones thrown on the floor because she seems to wear the same "emo" clothes all the time. Are you an emo or a poser? What in the hell does this mean anyway.

Off to National Sales Meeting downtown Seattle for 4 days.

For Sondra-Zappa Plays Zappa

New Years and Vow Renewal

Vegas was a blast. Getting married in a cab was a hoot. The Cirque de Soleil show Love was amazing. You can't help sing along with the Beatles the whole time. The sets were awesome, costumes so colorful and the show itself was breathtaking...it made me very emotional. I wish everyone could see this. Hope everyone had a Happy New Year