I don't know if I would want to be a vampire because drinking blood all the time doesn't really appeal to me. I would be craving Starbucks , chocolate and fries.
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Technically, I think you could still drink Starbucks but it wouldn't be the same. But that brings up another Stephenie Meyer-vampire-bodily fluids/functions question. Edward ate Pizza in Twilight. So where did that go? Besides that, I think you would just crave blood instead of coffee. Elk blood...Yum!
There is something seriously wrong with you two. It is called fiction for a reason!! Stop analyzing it and just enjoy the escape it offers!! Haven't you ever heard of magical sperm? sheesh
6 comments:
Technically, I think you could still drink Starbucks but it wouldn't be the same. But that brings up another Stephenie Meyer-vampire-bodily fluids/functions question. Edward ate Pizza in Twilight. So where did that go? Besides that, I think you would just crave blood instead of coffee. Elk blood...Yum!
Yes I was wondering on the body fluid question myself. He doesn't poop so where is that pizza. How does he have sperm to conceive Renesmee???
There is something seriously wrong with you two. It is called fiction for a reason!! Stop analyzing it and just enjoy the escape it offers!! Haven't you ever heard of magical sperm? sheesh
What the fuck are you talking about..Edward is real and I'm going to have sex with him someday
Yeah, Yeah. And Jim Morrison faked his death and we will be married in the spring....
I want Edward's Magical Sperm! Yeah, we need to e mail SM and ask her the BURNING question of the century: "Where IS that Pizza???"!!!!
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