Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood, "Can you say, Policeman"
Church Lady, "Well isn't that special"
Doug & Wendy Whiner
Mary Catherine Gallagher
Stuart Smalley, "I"m good enough, smart enough and dog gonnit..people like me"
"I live in a van down by the river"
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy...If a child asks you where rain comes from, tell them it's God crying. If they ask why He's crying, tell them it's probably because of something they did.
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I love Jack Handy! this is my favorite:
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who
makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
My favorite is from Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood - knock at the door "Shh. Be quiet boys and girls, that might be Mr. Landlord. Can you say 'SCUMBUCKET'?" Then something about his girlfriends dress..."..see those shoe prints on it? I didn't take it off of her to do that neither"
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